Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Top comments
unidentified_sta 5
A compliment to the mother... as for the OP not so much.
2fknreaL 0
At least you know he likes your mom.
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Comments (70)
bobsanction 18
Clearly your parents were right.
Indiana_fml 4
Epic troll :D
mathman101 3
"thinking it was you" ... yeah right
Lisa89 3
Way to pick them OP! Clearly your parents knew best this time..
RedPillSucks 33
So. Was it a full insertion, or just a peck on the lips/cheek?
121213barbie 0
I'm thinking u have a lot more convincing to do...........
dpjbbm 1
I noticed you called your mom an it...
dt520 4
opposite day!
crankyinthemorn 0
Your boyfriend sounds like a real Winner. I'd dump his a$$ for showing up drunk. I mean, who in the hell does that (other than a drunk). So, that's reason enough, and if you stay with him after he pulled that crap, you're an idiot, your parents are right, and you deserve each other.
TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0
shes probably a MILF aw ya