Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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jess6blondie9 3
Anti-flood means you have to wait one minute until you can post another comment.
haloking121 0
I don't see the problem here. you shouldn't have been outta the house in the first place
Stealthclaws 16
Son, you’re grounded. We’ll have a serious talk later if you want to keep your Xbox.
angryoriental 0
damn right he did!!!
1summitash 1
video games are such a waste. your boyfriend has no life which makes you less of a person for being with him in the first place
brianjman14 23
Hey hey hey, video games are NOT a waste, ok? There's a time for entertainment and a time for work. It's just the boyfriend doesn't realize that, ok? Don't blame ALL gamers for ONE stupid, lazy ass.
jess6blondie9 3
They're not a waste, it's no different than someone playing sports for fun if it's in your free time. Whatever floats your boat. But when you're playing video games your WHOLE day long, when you can be doing something more productive like getting a job, cleaning your mess up around the house, etc. Then it is a waste of time.
floridagrl12 0
hey my bf CAN sit and play video games all day just like I can. but he'll turn it off and stop to do whats needed. don't say all people who play video games are lazy.
killface93 0
slap that ************
mruizk9 7
get rid of him, lazy mofo!
iluvcookies702 0
story of my life haha
kangaru1 0
why are you still with him? seriously.
itsrainingmen_fml 0
it's almost a ydi just because she is still choosing to be with him
Tempsey 0
They had kids together, dumbass.
xNephilim 19
Not necessarily. The kids might be only hers and not his.
grimowl 1
Kick him out. You're ruining your own life here.
TifferNC 3
tell him to **** himself and hide the damn game from him next time you go to work. and don't forget to block his favorite channels on tv.
jus_roll_with_it 0
Better yet just hide the cords and COD and don't tell him... He will get tired of looking at the messy house and either clean it or leave..