Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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Comments (410)
DistanceNow 0
Wow. What a jerk I do clothes dishes, clean, and cook. ^_^ I am a awesome guy!
JennaMarie420 2
I did that to my boyfriend many a time. Cods addicting.
bitchslapped22 14
F your boyfriend's life for playing such a shitty game
beckham_732 3
get to work!!!
music_is_love51 0
And you're still with him because...?
thedysphoria 0
Dump him. He obviously doesn't care about you as much as he does his precious K/D, so dump him. Kick him out.
blahman52 2
The boyfriends got it right.... Never get between a man and his CoD.... bitches needz to spend more time makin sandwitches and less time bitchin.... The man knows how to treat a lady.... more men need to follow in his path.... (no wonder nice guys never get the girl.....)
pr1mo 0
at least he was thoughtful enough to get rid of the kids so u could clean up in peace
Microbus_fml 0
lol
semchuk 6
I agree. he needs to get his ass up and help his woman out.. unless he enjoys his hand more then his wife.
rattusrattus 19
To be fair, he was playing Call of Duty whilst the house stank, and then yelled at someone else to deal with the mess. I'm not really expecting rational thought from that. At least I accept my 'reading books while everything falls into disrepair' is my own fault, and I will deal with it... once I remember to eat.