Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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Comments (410)
Skatejock21 0
So what! You aren't married, no excuses about a messy house, you chose to live with him, deal with it. If you were married, than I would say FYL, but since you aren't married, I have to say YDI. Now, you might not think that way, but it's honestly true. When you're married, the way a house is kept is completely different because of the complete change of mind set. I've been down both paths and they're extremely different. Also... there is nothing wrong with playing COD, would you rather have him play WoW? I doubt it.
kritz0 10
You know....a troll actually can hide the fact they are a troll on their first initial post. You sir....******* FAIL.
IAmTheHeavens 0
Your ******* retarded. Me AND my husband play WOW and we're both respectable people. He's in the USAF and I'm in college. Also, out house is SPOTLESS. Let's think before we post idiocy shall we?
elmousey 5
That's impressive 173, most out houses are dirty and smell like ish. :P
Dj4406 0
ydi because you are the one dating him...
tucansam555 3
YDI for ruining ur life by unmarried children :P
brianjman14 23
I can't tell if you're being a prude or not, but to be safe, I'll assume not.
Skatejock21 0
their actually correct brianjman14
brianjman14 23
In same cases, yeah she is correct, but I'm just saying I can't tell if she is one of the prudish people who believe in sex and/or kids before marriage or if she is isn't.
gtmustanggirl18 0
hide the cords to his x box or cut them up say the cat attacked it :)
jus_roll_with_it 0
Ha Ha! Great minds think alike!
MagicMarker 0
I'll say FYL, because no one deserves to be abused by their significant other--and yes, yelling and blaming someone else for your own problems (i.e., house is messy because you were playing video games) is abuse. That said, you have to take responsibility for your own love life. Please, if you have even an iota of respect for yourself and your kids, dump this creep's ass. You'll be much, much better off.
mitchcanadian 0
he is probably mad because some noon killed him with last stand haha!
Keyman1212 14
Beat his ass.
sweetsourangel 1
Where's the frying pan?
Chipper234 1
The best way to deal with that is to leave a reminder note or just say something like. Have a great day. Play all the video games you can. When I get home I would appreciate it if you could have done 2 of the following. Dishes, Laundry, Bathroom, Cat box.
Petunia888 13
I agree; a little communication goes a long way!
mamamenee 0
that does not work!!! it's a good idea but most guys that are like that don't care if the house is dirty and would rather do what they want then what needs to be done.
matt0794 1
Did I hear "humiliation"?