Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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Comments (410)
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just make him a sammich and he'll forgive you.
FreshPairOfNikes 0
scary picture ...
Stealthclaws 16
Forgive? The only thing that needs forgiving is you showing your ******* face on this app
jamminjylie76 0
dump him quickly
jamminjylie76 0
dump him quickly
Hammer940 7
what were you doing out of the kitchen in the first place
FreshPairOfNikes 0
wow.. BK Randy.
griff8901 7
tell him to **** off
Mauskau 36
What a dick. Even my boyfriend leaves COD to do things, even when I'm not there. Time to find a better guy, OP. Sorry ;
kritz0 10
Drop it like its hot.
AmandaJillx 6
sounds like my house minus the kids add a 29, 27, 26, 53, and 23 year old slob with no jobs and me 22 with a job. woohoo. people suck and are so unappreciative
captainbj2 0
do you love your kids? I so, get out for their sake...they will be abused too, if not already.
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
There is no doubt the boyfriend is an inconsiderate prick but there's a pretty big gap between that and child abuse.
kritz0 10
#125 - Do you not understand the broad concept of mental abuse?
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
Quite well actually. I never said it wasn't a possibility just that, that's quite a jump to make.
jus_roll_with_it 0
Actually, it's not a very big leap considering he dropped the kids off with her parents and he is screaming at her for his laziness. Mental abuse is a common issue among young couples and most women don't see it. When you belittle someone you are mentally abusing them, and screaming at someone is quite belittling.