Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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Comments (410)
msimaginarium 0
You are a better person than I am. I would have kicked his ass.
womanjesus 0
bitches be crazy
jess6blondie9 3
You go girl, keep your man in check!
pepper477 6
wait, so he pooped on the table?
PrickHead 0
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well do your job and clean the place ...jeez
1215116a 14
I hope you're kidding.
MsSoulReaper 27
Just like his user name. He's a prick.
kamiicult 0
His name is PrickHead, I don't think he's messing around.
Molord1 0
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lol this is just what I was thinking. seriously clean the ******* house. it's a woman's job. look back throughout history. *awaits the thumbs downs*
alicecanitbe 0
your dumb :P
likeabaws 0
LOL :D
kc1997kc 9
could you be more sexist?
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah, you're a sexist asshole. Woman seem to have to do all the cleaning. I don't think that cleaning, or work of any kind should be classified as a man's job, or a women's job. It should be equal. When the work needs to be done you should both pitch in.
cass85 8
If you're going to make sexist remarks to try and troll women, try and come up with something more original. This is old, dull and overused.
CondomSense 4
Break up with his dumb ass. People of his nature need to die in a hole.
lmaoatall 6
I don't know who thumbed you down, but I agree. they tend to be lazy, worthless asswipes that never amount to anything. her and her kids would be better off. kinda makes you think trailor trash!
instnt1nfction 17
I don't think asswipe is a good insult since I use toilet paper and wet ones to wipe my ass, not dicks
YacL 15
Wow, I don't even want to know what the house would be like if me and your boyfriend were going out.
funktown 2
Your man is living in the 50's
funktown 2
God bless him.
jess6blondie9 3
I like the way you think.
mrmerino 0
stab him with a spoon
1215116a 14
If he's only a boyfriend, make it ex-boyfriend. Get the man you deserve, not a selfish slob.
chuck1986 0
dump the douchebag