Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
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ApplePie1994 27
While you're an ass for using the girl for sex, you don't deserve to be abused unless you're an abuser yourself. I hope you get out safely, OP. Please be careful and get out ASAP! Also, don't use women, OK? This isn't the main issue here, IMO, but still. It makes you look like an ass.
Aimeejasmine 15
Using someone for sex is psychological abuse if they are not aware your relationship is purely sex-based, OP is an abuser.
ApplePie1994 27
I don't know if I'd go so far as to call him an abuser, but what he did is certainly wrong and hopefully he won't do it again.
gintwinsmoore 20
there is nothing but ydi written all over this...bc ydi! totally!
ZombieSazza 34
Okay... You need to finish with her. Leave. That is NOT healthy.
MrsLighthouse 8
"Don't stick your dick in crazy"
ballislife2324 14
I can understand where this op is coming from. Sometimes you just want to have fun. There is nothing wrong with just getting with a girl if you really think about. Most people do it at least once before they find the right girl.
tishtashbat 16
If you just want to have fun, you make it clear and have a one night stand/friends with benefits situation which is what both parties want. If you are dating someone it is implied you care about them to some degree and are not just interested in sex. If OP just wanted some fun he should have made that clear and not started dating someone just to get her into bed - especially as he describes it as a "relationship" which involves more than just sex!
ballislife2324 14
That is true topi agree you are right
Manic1 13
You never date crazy! If you want to nail crazy stick to one night stands and booty calls. Also, always go to her house for the hookup because you do not want crazy knowing where you live.
danihammer 4
You were driven to alcoholism after just two months? And YDI for taking advantage of someone. You knew she was crazy from the start and now you're upset about it?
Puppys_Doll 28
Does no one know how to date because they actually like someone anymore? the world is sick nowadays.
Overlord247 20
You're an idiot OP. I don't condone the abuse but YDI for entering the relationship with the intention of using her. This one's on you.
Galamond 10
I usually side with the abused part, even if they've commited mistakes, but in this case, I can't. You were basically using her. I'm not gonna say YDI, but you should really rethink your approach to relationships.