Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
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be82tw 17
OP might not have been the brightest crayon in the box (part A of his FML is receiving a LOT of attention, with good reason): the internet long ago taught us that you don't stick it in crazy. And most of us would agree that his motivations are less than laudable. HOWEVER, saying 'YDI' is not right, people. The list of conditions where someone deserves the crap beaten out of them does NOT include having done something stupid to get sex, nor does it being shallow enough to date someone just for sex. OP may not be the most sympathetic victim, and it IS tempting to see this as Karma taking her pound of flesh, but the fact is that he's landed himself in a situation that, no, he didn't really deserve. Full disclosure, I DID click 'YDI' before thinking this one out a bit more fully.
figure_of_bleach 0
So...how was the sex?
martin8337 36
You know what they say, crazy in the head, wild in the bed. But all of the drama and bullshit out of the bed isn't worth it.
MakingLight 2
Known physco? Ouch! Dating her because she is potentially great in bed? Guys like you just want something to stick your dick into. I don't feel bad for you.
pizzafrommars 14
"Men can't be abused!" -Feminism
yescry 12
That you ever actually believed that dating a woman you think is a nut job would result in good sex and not complete bedlam shows you should not kill anymore brain cells with alcohol
ajs1987 15
Crazy chicks are great in bed, but that's something you're supposed to rent, not buy.
havahnegila 22
No one can drive you to alcoholism. It's a choice you make.
Goatfister 2
Apparently abuse against a man is fine if he got into a relationship for reasons that you find unsuitable.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Normally, I'm not one to tell a person that they deserve domestic violence regardless of gender, in this case however, this was a lesson you had to experience so you can learn why "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a stupid internet legend.