Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
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Comments (70)
quackImapenguin 16
You deserve the f*ck out of that. That isn't fair to her. You're using her for sex. The fact that you're dating someone is supposed to implicitly mean that you like them as a person. If she knew that you didn't actually like her as a person, she probably wouldn't want to have sex with you or date you, which means that what you're doing is coercion. You're getting her to have sex with you by lying. And you shouldn't be in a relationship with someone you think is crazy because that means you don't respect them and relationships need to be built on mutual respect. It's wrong for her to actually beat you, because that's abusive. But you are also being abusive in different ways, so you do deserve it. I hope for both your sakes that she dumps you.
buttnut 1
maybe you should stop specializing women with mental illnesses.
marigoldcobain 21
Oh man, what a great idea to begin with.
savemylife 0
Um, you should really get some help
18drakerad 18
10 bucks says she's a feminist
russfml 31
Guys that say crazy chicks are great in bed just say that to feel better about their bat shit crazy girlfriend
Astrum14 24
The number of people who thinks this guy deserves to be abused is appalling. I don't care what you did, abuse is never deserved.
henrylikestreats 22
You know, dating somebody for such a reason makes you seem crazy as well.
rinnybell210 16
Wow. You only dated her because you thought she'd be good in bed? Zero sympathy here.
patwo8 14
That sucks