Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
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Comments (70)
nitrog100 21
One should note that females generally get nothing but sympathy in analogous situations, especially on fmylife. The hypocrisy is palpable.
SneezyBear 27
#25, I'm not aware of women knowingly jumping into abusive relationships 'for the sex'. If they truly did then I would say they brought it on themselves too. You can't compare apples and oranges.
limabeans101029 21
25- I agree that women do generally get more sympathy when it comes to abusive relationships but come on, if a woman had posted about getting into a relationship with someone she knew was 'crazy' because "crazy dudes are great in bed", I'm pretty sure the comments would be the same.
brand125 17
25 - you are actually incorrect ,the circumstances around why the op got with the girlfriend is differnt. if a girl got with a guy she KNEW was abusive just for sex, she ALSO derserves it. stop being sexist.
saffy66 34
It took you two months to work that out? You're using her for sex, she's using you as a punching bag - sound like you might just deserve each other.
LevyLove 17
This relationship was doomed to fail from the very beginning if all you wanted was someone good in bed dude.
GrapeJuice67 17
You forgot the golden rule: Never stick your dick in crazy. YDI.
ILikeKoalas 24
YDI, you started the relationship with the intention of using her, and believe it or not crazy chicks have feelings too.
Llamasaur 14
On one hand, maybe you shouldn't choose someone solely on how good they're supposed to be in bed. On the other hand, if your partner is wearing you down and driving you to alcoholism, for your health you need to leave. Your wellbeing is important. Ask people for help if you need it. To the people saying "get over it, you shouldn't choose someone just for the sex etc etc," maybe sex is what op wanted, and there's nothing wrong with that as long as their partner/**** buddy/whatever is aware of that and wants the same thing. Also an abusive/unhealthy relationship is still so, regardless of who is doing the abusing etc.
Llamasaur 14
Yes, it was a stupid choice to date someone who is allegedly "crazy" and do so just because there's the idea of "crazy chicks" being good in bed. Also if she wasn't aware that you simply wanted sex, you're a douchebag as well. But no one deserves to be abused, and if you're feeling uncomfortable, threatened, scared, unsafe etc in the relationship, you need to leave ASAP. An abusive relationship is not worth staying in, regardless of how good the sex is. Ta-ta.
blackonblight 33
Let's see, you sought out a person with mental health issues in order to have sex with them. With the mental health issues being your reasoning for wanting to have sex with this person. It's not just me, is it, this sounds like an idea that screams "I like to use people" at the very least?
an3ph 20
I'm hearing Uncle Rico's pained voice coming from the bedroom, "I could have told you that!"
tiggerdoc 14
I'm thinking of Barney Stinsons crazy/hot scale and the Vickie Mendoza diagonal..... She stabs me with a fork..... Then she gets a boob job.... Damn
randomheartthrob 7
Ydi. Date based on feelings towards someone next time