Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
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Top comments
Razell 13
Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.
BurnInDemonFire 39
And get a new roommate while she's at it.
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Razell 13
Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.
BurnInDemonFire 39
And get a new roommate while she's at it.
Phillycheeze 20
Be adventurous. Try a threesome..... Just sayin'
RichardPencil 32
Just another 2 years and 364 days before you can chuck this loser!
TheBombestOne 4
Looks like this guy can multitask, so that's a plus.
newwitch2010 11
Damn, that really sucks.
Frank De Tank 2
No one is gonna address the word 'snogging'?
BurnInDemonFire 39
British slang for making out.
Itsbeenalong 5
So you didn't go and check at any point during those two hours where he was? Maybe it was a mistake, you know he got up to go to the bathroom and returned to the wrong bedroom.
hugtrees13 16
Well you aren’t dating him so technically he didn’t do anything wrong
julfunky 29
Even if they aren’t exclusive (which isn’t stated one way or the other) it still isn’t totally ok to go after the roommate. There are still rules of decency.
distortedcognition 17
Sounds like you can’t choose housemates well either!
tounces7 28
So, yeah, pretty much. Perhaps re-evaluate what sort of person you're going after.