Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ohJeeznotme 7
That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.
Peroxide 3
"and thats the main bedroom with ensuite, now if you'll just follow me down the hall past the naked man ill show you the bathroom"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (90)
razzumfrazzum 0
Ha ha ball johnson dance :D
stereoskyline_fml 0
Very similar to another fml.
cheerthefkupism 0
something can happen to more than one person. what's the big deal? to OP: my grandma's house, but that we own (she's moved out of it thankfully so we don't have to worry about something like this happening) is three doors down from us and we get upset sometimes because we'll see agents bring people and we'll call our agent and be like "Was the house being shown today?" and she'll say "Oh, yeah! I forgot to tell you." What really bothers me is when I'll see people pull into the driveway and get out and start peeking in the windows. No agent or anything, but it's freaking rude. Setup a showing properly, ya know? A couple weeks ago she had an open house sign posted and we were like "Uhh, thanks for letting us know." Because we had some stuff down in the basement yet and my father (who works weekends) called off work for that day so that we could spend the day moving it all. It's in really poor taste. And I'm pretty sure the agents aren't allowed to do this kind of crap.
rukusrazor 0
That's how you up-sell.
regalarius 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but when selling your house you are informed that the agent might come in with people at any time, right? YDI.
inerdablanket 4
So until the house is sold, he can't shower?
roflcopterlmao 0
Correction: Showings/open houses are *always* done when the seller isn't home. The agent would have to inform the buyer a few days in advance. You never show buyers a house when the seller is home, because of a) this reason, and b) it's unprofessional. Normally what happens is the seller would leave the house for however long the showing/open house is and then the agent would be able to show the house without any interference. It's weird to show (potential) clients a house when the current resident is in the kitchen making lunch or taking a shower. It sounds like the real estate agent is either forgot to book a showing with their brokerage or didn't bother...both scream amateur. OP, that's unfortunate. FYL and call the agent's brokerage - they had no right to do that. Unless of course they already called you and you forgot.. ;) FYL anyway, that's embarassing.
littlegolferboy 4
He doesn't even need to be informed a few days in advance. My house is being sold and sometimes we get a call in the morning that people are coming that afternoon. And apparently the only reason we get that much time is because we need to figure out what to do with our dog.
humorizer 14
He can shower, but he doesn't have to walk out naked.
kiwichibi 3
It's his own house. He can walk around naked if he feels like it. I also had something like this happen and it really upset me since I was a 6th grader alone in the house when random strangers walked right in. (I might've also had some...personal stuff lying around)
sophiehelen 32
They're actually supposed to give you at least 24 hours notice
dfarrey 0
This FML would be absolutely wonderful if your house isn't actually for sale. Please tell me that's the case.
Bryan_Z 0
im sure the females and gays appreciated it :p
stephyvengeancex 0
Wellll there are these things called towels... YDI. You're selling your house, you should expect it.
lazorzpewpew 0
Hehe, nice... did you flail it around wildly too?! :D
Peroxide 3
"and thats the main bedroom with ensuite, now if you'll just follow me down the hall past the naked man ill show you the bathroom"
barlessprison 16
#20 HAHAHAHA. OP, I'm just going to assume that you weren't even going to sell your house when this random ass real estate agent showed up. It just makes things more hilarious for me.
mynameisnotjudie 0
hahahahaha # 27 = D
skim1994 0
LMAO #20! Lol im pretty sure the real estate agent would have called.