Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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Top comments
ohJeeznotme 7
That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.
Peroxide 3
"and thats the main bedroom with ensuite, now if you'll just follow me down the hall past the naked man ill show you the bathroom"
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Comments (90)
whyXD 13
#20. hahahahaXD. you could say your a nudeist.
Yukiko993 0
Never know, if word got out it could have attracted new buyers.
Associate 0
I had the same problem when I renting a place. My roommate and his girlfriend were in his bedroom being frisky and I was leaving for work when an agent and buyers came charging in with no warning. My roommate starts shouting at them when the agents entered his room. But the house still sold in less than half an hour.
youaresofucked 0
....."and as you can see it comes with an on-suite complete with naked man....." lol
Jaguaress 2
..."No, his package isn't included in the sale price." ;p
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
Lmao, What A Show To The Buyers XD
owtom78 0
Haha, aw, I feel for you
mynameisnotjudie 0
Sooooooo many good jokes that are coming from this one ^.^
SarlaccBits 0
HAHAHAAA... well hopefully that will spark more interest in those perspective buyers for your home. ;)
funsize003 0
haha, want me to buy you some towels? they're helpful. cover up any areas you might not want being exposed to strangers. just imagine their future life in your home... (laying in bed about to fall asleep) wife: "honey, I love our new house." husband: "me too, me too. especially this master bedroom." wife: "I also love the bathroom." (thinks to herself -- 'damn, wish that well endowed naked man was still here. so much more attractive than my husband.' :)