Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Accidents will happen
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
DBR
United States
Make it stop!
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
swirkishly
United States
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Are you OK?
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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KurouTenshi 0
today...but yet in the middle of the night... and middle of face... day and night. a-a-at night... it just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride, everything, everything will be alright! :D
Dopeyrox 0
lmao smack bang
vvn91 0
I have to say YDI. Sorry. :( You should never put anything over your bed because that might end up happening, but now you know. XD
RuralNinja 0
YDI for hanging a picture directly over where you put your head when you sleep. You were asking for it to happen sooner or later.
jessxoxo28 5
haha. that happened to me once :)
swagga0n1oo 0
Was the picture of Chris Brown or something....because if it was YDI.
penisinyourmouf 0
YDI for saying smack bang
cakezorz 0
at first I thought that it was a poster... ...silly me!
aback 5
The ghosts in your house hate you.
sadmcphee 0
Should've been getting laid. XD
helo2 0
says the guy with a halo pic lmao