Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Accidents will happen
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
DBR
United States
Make it stop!
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
swirkishly
United States
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Are you OK?
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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Comments (138)
purplemnm 9
MICAAAAAH!!!!!
oxrox 0
Flat Haylee!
HerroImYerro 0
any paranormal activity going on in ur house?
saby22 0
ouch!!!! This makes me laught no not about you but about all of us who get waken up shiting in their bed ....me yes it happened with my wardrobe door it is a big sliding mirroir and it fel on my face I guess im ugly if it scarred the crap out of me when I woke up.......LoL
wordgirl 0
Ha. Sorry. I thought it said of yourself. I just YDI'd you a ton. :D
SeasonedSausage 0
Hmm, sounds like a demonic presence in your household. I suggest you make a movie and make millions, like paranormal activity, but then again you'll probably be dead.
johnsan92 0
who the **** says smack bang haha
jjcooper 0
smack bang?
Marv88 0
YDI for having a face?
bcns 0
fake