Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Accidents will happen
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
DBR
United States
Make it stop!
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
swirkishly
United States
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Are you OK?
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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Comments (138)
judetheobvious 0
fyl that sucks, same happened to me a while back and it scared the living shit out of me
purplemnm 9
same thing happened to me one time...only the pic was the size of mikosquaks ass and it was a really expensive painting of my horses
fisheatsbear 6
what is a mikosquak
ZombieBunnies 0
Google it fools!!
purplemnm 9
mikosquak is a member of fml, her profile pic is her or some massive woman bending over a motorcycle...you'll know you see her when you have a strong urge to power puke all over your keyboard
jsrussell8 0
learn how to hang pictures
808heaukulani 0
why do you hang things where they can fall and hit you?
WHODATNATION 0
who let the dogs out?
purplemnm 9
who who ha-who who who?!
fegd 0
I'm SO scared o' that.
jacobkearns 0
How the hell is this a FML? wow, a picture fell on you.. your life is f'kd now!
barnes88 0
right in the fard!! damn that sucks the biggun!
blastvortex 4
Note to self — do not put pictures on the wall in a position from which they could smack you in the middle of the head in the middle of the night. Derp.
helo2 0
I love derp. espaicially Rob scnheider
SuiGeneris01 2
first!!!!!! haha
pchurch692 0
yeah ydi for saying "smack bang"