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Elmine France

Today, now that my daughter is going through a phase where she can't sleep alone, I let her sleep in the room with me under the condition that she let me sleep. Message received. She took care not to wake me while placing about 30 stickers in my hair. FML

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Sounds like she stuck to the plan though.

Lobby_Bee 18

She is trying to encourage your good behavior by rewarding you with stickers. She is destined to be a great teacher.

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Sounds like she stuck to the plan though.

Lobby_Bee 18

She is trying to encourage your good behavior by rewarding you with stickers. She is destined to be a great teacher.

At least it wasn't glitter.

You should make your conditions more straightforward. Instead of "You can sleep here if you let me sleep", try expanding a little. Like, "You can sleep here as long as you try to sleep-and in the process, try to not wake me."

TabooSushi 24

You know, I read somewhere that stickers in your hair is becoming something of a fashion style. Maybe your daughter was just trying to help you be fashionable!