Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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panicsdisaster 17
reason to not have Facebook #41.
Lars93 18
better skip leg day next time
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Comments (52)
bearstyle22 11
I aint mad atcha. More curves the better
swanheart 35
With friends like her who needs enemies?
ZombieSazza 34
"Friend"
Emmamazing 26
And I*****
bored359 13
Actually me is right there. It sounds awkward the way the sentence is structured, but it shouldn't be I.
cheeeksss 29
Reading your comment made Whitney Houston's voice appear in my head.
sicksadworld1317 30
Your "friend" is a cuntmuffin. I'd consider unfriending in more ways than one.
Koolaidandtacos 21
You'll laugh at it later. (or cry)
nityasomaiya 46
Divert their attention to something else in the background. But honestly that's awkward. This happened to me once but with my butt. What's worse?
StogieXX 11
You should focus on the positive of the 50 people that like your legs.
150493x 29
A person's opinion can change how you perceive yourself. If you're like me it's hard to get over things that have been said about you but just remember there's nothing wrong with having curves.
LittleMissShadow 16
Crush her head with your amazing thighs.
JayVicious 20
i bet she could crush her friends skull like sparrows egg between her thighs