Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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dasteve 0
im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)
TheWindowLicker 13
You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.
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Comments (168)
dasteve 0
im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)
AVainAttempt 0
Agreed.
Iheartfunny 1
thats what i always say to my daughter but shes actually just fat.
MrBoredGuy 1
Fat girls need to be loved too
Alexisthebestest 16
Maybe OP just has a round face. It's hard taking pictures with a round face because the angle has to be perfect. Besides, the guy thought it was taken on fatbooth so he doesn't think it looks like you.
EvilPotato 15
Just go with it, OP.
JustHello123 1
Haha that's embarrassing
margie2194 12
Jenny Craig?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#10, Why the **** would you lie to your daughter like that? You should help her either feel comfortable with her weight, or help her lose it. Not outright lie to her ******* face. You failed as a parent. Lying parents are horrible...
Damn_Hippster 11
BBW FTW
lovesglue 0
U all suck big dick
THE_A_TEEN 28
#50, Yep, that's true. For me anyways.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
Am I the only one that thought the guy had a lisp and op was making fun of it?
fthislyfe 22
46: Lying parents are horrible, but MOCKING parents are even more horrible.
HideouslyHuman 10
53,I think you should explain why...you thought that...
HideouslyHuman 10
53,I think you should explain why...you thought that...
djgomezzi9331 0
You obviously don't understand the definition of ravaged o.0
TheNinjaCat 10
The guy has a point. Fatbooth picture ARE pretty darn funny. Just saying pal.
Lanceeden 12
46- Santa claus. Tooth fairy. LEPRECHAUNS.
False_Stupidity 42
Actually, the FML indicates that the OP isn't fat anymore, otherwise the 'cute guy friend' would not have assumed that it was a fat booth picture since he is in front of her and can see for himself.
mrpipp 0
I'm sure op is a fat fat fatty :)
Osito2011 9
I agree with 23! But but they have to pay first!
xoconnie 8
OUCH bro. wellllll, on the bright side. he laughed and thinks ur funny? But why would you show someone you like an awkward and possibly a picture that makes u look fat? I dont get it.
Rob777 0
He likes her.
sparkman97 7
YDI, fatass.
LolFMLnot 10
If he thought it was a fatbooth it means that u don't look fat in person? U just look a little fat in pictures :) or it was his nice way of saying ur fat :/
sissycullen 4
OP- The same thing happened to my sister's friend's aunt's brother's once removed cousin's grandma's niece's best friend's dog's old owner's mailman's therapist's wife. She also happens to be my teacher's son's girlfriend's uncle's wife's sister-in-law's hairdresser. Small world, huh?
BeBeast2323 1
152- am I the only one that didn't get that?
illoveyouu435 0
basically.
biduu 5
Try it again maybe the problem was just with the picture :)
SwaggerMelon 6
That's unfortunate.
max_wilder 9
He wouldn't say that if he actually thought you were fat so you probably are not. It was probably just a bad picture
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Of course it is, why else would it be on here?
LouisianaBob 9
Though it does mean that he thought op looked fat in the photo but not standing in front of him.
hemz_fml 13
Lol take it as a compliment it shows you lost some weight, he wouldn't say that if you were fat, you most likely dropped a lot of weight
primadonna9396 16
I took it as the guy making a sarcastic crack at OP's expense. Either way, unfortunate indeed.
TheWindowLicker 13
You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.
leadman1989 16
•} F AT {• •} FAT {•
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ I don't understand...
Psychoticninja 4
It's a scene from Family Guy.
leadman1989 16
Electric company
TylerOMFG 7
Awesome family guy reference ^
juliahockey 0
F AT FAT YOU LITTLE- family guy
emeraldon 7
That's when you are struck with an awkward moment.
pancakechick 8
Just play it off.
melonrind 8
Just agree with him and walk away, OP......walk away.... :/
iliketurdles 7
You're really fond of water melons aren't you?
eatthesword 0
No ****
stevenJB 25
Hey that must mean you lost weight and you look great :D
koolkat27 13
I'm guessing the picture was taken at a bad angle. or the guy is just a dick.
ananonymousguy 0
How is the guy a dick? If you are fat you are fat. Unless you meant he said that just to make fun of her.
cassiebear7652 7
BASS FTW
nman7 0
True dat
yelz 16
#8- exactly what I was thinking.
leogirl95 12
Those fatbooth pictures are SO realistic...
leadman1989 16
That means you lost weight YOU WIN. :)
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
You know what else is funny? When you kick a guy in the balls.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
If you are a guy, you must understsnd the flaw in your statement...
KiddNYC1O 22
Traitor.
cBlackout 13
You know what's really not funny ? Kicking a guy in the balls. Then he'll never speak to you again.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Anytime I get hit in the balls people laugh...
KiddNYC1O 22
How much do you get kicked in the balls?
Savra_fml 17
97, That's because they haven't dropped yet.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
99- Like last Tuesday 7 times I'n
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
99-*in two hours... I nearly threw up.
KiddNYC1O 22
Stop molesting the chicks then lol.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
No, I'm a freshman. Apparenty upprclassmen just think it's fun to punch little boys in the balls.
KiddNYC1O 22
Now that's unfortunate, I'm sorry.
brown4lifejot 1
You know whats not funny? Getting hit in the chest with a dodgeball so hard that when the person threw it the dodgeball got thinner. Im a girl.