Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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panicsdisaster 17
reason to not have Facebook #41.
Lars93 18
better skip leg day next time
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Comments (52)
bonnniej 16
Some 'friend'!
ooooohboy 15
I'm sorry :/
NightKat 25
YDI for your terrible grammar. *my friends and I
texasrose921 9
"Friend"
fml510605 16
Shes not a true friend if she's talking smack about you...
G00N3R 19
A photo of my friends and I*
swanheart 35
Actually saying my friends and me is correct in this instance. Sorry!
Vitotaylor36 13
#firstworldproblems. Oh well, it's just a damn picture.
bbrynnaa 28
If it bothers you that much ask her to take it down
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
Dayum. Fitty likes.
Anro_fml 17
your grammar is pitiful
limabeans101029 21
What's wrong with it?
UbuntuElphie 16
"My friends and I" for one
wertyo102 7
actually, I believe "me" was correct to use in this sentence. To check whether to use "I" or "me" take away the other pronouns in the sentence and see if it still makes sense. In this case "a photo of me" is what would make sense, so it wouldn't be "I".