Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend was swiping on Tinder and came across my active profile before confronting me. I'm not sure who's more in the wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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Top comments
GoGiants28 13
Make a tinder and try to match with her. Sounds like a good way to screw with her
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
sounds like your relationship is going up like...tinder...
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bnbhimp 10
Window shopping
luvlu444 24
in her defense, sometimes its fun to make fake accounts on these sorts of sights, ask her about it!
DoomedGemini 38
Then you are a bit of a douche., people are there for romance or hookups, it's like leading someone on if you are making fake accounts to interact with them and lie
katie1243 16
Perhaps she had the account before dating you and didn't think of deleting it. It's possible that she forgot, and some guy she swipe right on a while ago finally got around to matching with her?
CharlieM78 9
You mean ex girlfriend. Because regardless of what the rest of these ninnies say if someone is happy in a committed relationship they're not on a dating site regardless of whether or not it's fun to look at other profiles or you're making her unhappy or whatever these excuses these people are giving you. Confront her exam your relationship and end it if necessary.
Fett143 3
I hope that is not where you met your "girlfriend" if you don't know her well enough you will never know if she is still looking to ride strange d*** or whether it was a stupid mistake on her part.
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Uhm. The idea that people in happy relationships don't go on dating sites is false. My partner goes on CL's no strings attached part to find sexy pictures all the time and he's perfectly happy with me. If he wanted to, he could've dumped me years ago. And despite what some people may think, looking at someone sexually is not cheating. Actually having sex with them... that's obviously a whole 'nother thing.
DoomedGemini 38
And you are okay with it obviously, great! Other people aren't, though, and it should be respected. Different couples have different comfort zones.
allforfun 23
I'm sorry to hear of this OP. Every day I read FML I am more and more grateful of not being in a relationship. I'm still waiting for someone to prove me wrong, but not holding my breath.
idk_rose 25
Make an account and try to match with her ?
mimi_tenten 19
Now she'll get a notification from you "Congratulations, You're dumped today!"
vikky538 29
Time for you to use tinder again