Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend was swiping on Tinder and came across my active profile before confronting me. I'm not sure who's more in the wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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Top comments
GoGiants28 13
Make a tinder and try to match with her. Sounds like a good way to screw with her
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
sounds like your relationship is going up like...tinder...
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Aquaskyy 5
Get ahold of the guy have him make a date with her and show up in his place