Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
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AGGoddess 2
What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
Rellich 0
SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS
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Comments (76)
FPO 0
She was probably embarrased and yelled at you, some people are really retarded that way, she truly is a B****
lubby_fml 0
I can be whatever you want me to be babeh. lol no i'm kidding. I am a male, that is not gay. I started the beauty mark thing when i would type out boobs on combat arms. ( o )Y( o. ) (I like boobs with beauty marks or prevalent bloo veins, but that was tmi. lol)
CallMeHush 1
Vomit nozzle... Never thought to put those two together.
Omnigeek6 1
FYL, and violence is justified.
Reyo 2
lubby, you should know better than to argue with a chick while she's on her happy days. Shame on you.
KHADOOZLE 0
YOU SHOULD HAVE PISSED ON HER!
Sammara 0
No one deserves to get puked on. Ever. And, since she intentionally got the vomit on you, there are actually charges you can file. So think about it. :-)
doglady 16
ew, fyl. That's why pediatrics is not my specialty ;)
SillyPoop 0
Love the sand in Vajayjay reference! I use this...And honestly I would've slapped the bitch and said get the **** out of my office. No compassion for dumb ass bitch Moms! Theres too many of them that try to get away with this shit. I don't care if "Wah, I'm a Mom and it's hard"....don't have kids! We don't need more assholes.
Starfire22 5
:D nice one lubby