Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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Fortuitous 0
You're a bad role model.
krushr 3
Time to invest in some make-up and nail polish.
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Comments (230)
jinxthejinx 0
Kids are stupid. One Easter, I was maybe 6 or 7, some doucher 8- or 9-year-old boy asked me if I was a boy or a girl. I had my long hair in a French braid and was wearing a ruffly pink Easter dress. OP, kids are assholes (or adenoids, if I let my spell-checker have its way); get used to it.
Blehhxx 0
I think it's time for a boob job.
Softballsam11 0
I've seen alotta people that look like they could be either one.
robyn2222 0
you need a make over. pick a sex and look like it.
vanthglam 0
dude who cares what people think
allanjtwright 0
lmao there is no backing out of that one. excuse me sir? Ma'am ok nice to meet you individual, human lol
itstinnytiny 0
hahahahahahahahahah :) that's some funny jit'
NYPDnobodymove 0
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renvy 0
I'd be a little offended too if some kid asked me that. But hey, kids say the darnest things..
luvzit 0
so!.!!!!.,,,.????!!...,, who cares i have better fml then this