Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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Fortuitous 0
You're a bad role model.
krushr 3
Time to invest in some make-up and nail polish.
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Comments (230)
longtimesunshine 4
You never know what a kid will say until it's too late. But it's usually the truth
bina10 0
haha aww what do you look like? that a lil girl can't tell?!!.. lmao
CplChain 0
O.o whoa...well it could be worst?
nancynation93 0
makeover time.
504tilldeath 0
well it's probably because you are ugly.
saragr94 2
now this is a real fml ... i suggest you get a makeover
XCataclysmZ 0
Thats F•U•N•N~Y
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The androgenous look is in this season. But, I think you went a bit overboard..
7spears 0
are you gay?
LittleMagicWolf 7
my little sister used to do that. I wish I could say she was still learning the difference between genders, but I feel like somewhere in the back of her 5 year old mind, she's playing dumb to insult me. D: