Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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Fortuitous 0
You're a bad role model.
krushr 3
Time to invest in some make-up and nail polish.
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Comments (230)
Natpo2010 0
Lol that's crazy
wazz 0
awe... people are so rude. im asked that every day, im a guy.
carnage1106 0
if ur comment were an fml I would pick ydi for not trying to make urself more masculen
perdix 31
You should stuff your bra with enormous balloons. Without the exaggerated apparent breasts, no one will detect femininity in your shapeless, dumpy body and your pasty, ugly, pock-marked face. Or, go out in public wearing a ski mask to avoid scaring children.
AmazingxA 3
Ski mask would probably be the safest bet for this person.
perdix 31
Until s/he walks into a bank.
jrsl 2
Who said her body is shapeless, and dumpy and that she's pale?
adorkable_spazz 0
no one. perdix is just making assumptions. [:
ArtIsResistance7 1
You know what happens when you make assumptions? You make an ass out of u and mptions. Wait. I think I screwed that up. :P
underaegis 0
I got it... when you assume things you make an ASS out of U and ME
thelaughinggnome 0
thank you. because i don't have any pock marks, and i'm quite tanned
applesausss 0
YDI for looking like a boy OP :/
MyFirstKiss 0
tom boy much? same here
MyFirstKiss 0
fist pump for being a tom boy!
crazedcabbages 0
well i guess its time for a change right?? :)
MAGNAVOX 0
Do you have a penis?
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahahahha
Juneyah1017 9
23 would you like her to have a penis? o.o secoundly, time to change your whole appearance. Stop trying to be like Ellen Degeneress.
gizz104 0
Time for you to get a dictionary 28. OP, that is when you tell her that her parents don't love her, and so you are her new Mommy/Daddy.