Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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Fortuitous 0
You're a bad role model.
krushr 3
Time to invest in some make-up and nail polish.
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Comments (230)
Master_Of_Sand 0
YDI Mister.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
God dammit, Justin Beiber shouldn't be allowed to post on here.
wtfurcrazy 0
lol i know right...he is just way too gay...why do people like that piece of shit?
PrincesAnzu 0
hahahahaha
MyFirstKiss 0
LMFAO
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
she's hot, leave her alone.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!!! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOUUUUU!!!
ghad25 3
sucks.....then again maybe you look rather manish.....but since your a woman, you should probably be in the kitchen makin a sandwhich....just sayin
fanbat 0
yeah what you doin at the park? get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
jamiedani 0
this has totally happened to me ( well minus the whoa part) maybe your gay too ? ;)
schealey 0
lol I'm gay and have been called "sir" XD it was just when I had short hair and the guy saw me from behind though. When I turned around he went "Oh sorry!" :P
mrahhhhh 21
You get people confused about your gender? Is your name by any chance Glen/Glenda? Do your parents disagree on your gender? Are they also psychotic murderers? And are they made of plastic? Have you starred in the worst movie of your daddy's series of films? Is your dad named... Chucky?
Lauren10102 3
NO!!! ….… ... maybe...... o_O
MyFirstKiss 0
u never know;)
Goofysk8er 4
Good job now that little girl is scarred for life.
uhhh_awkward 0
Aww that's a little bit cute! And I'm sure you look like a girl, OP--she may have saw short hair or taller build and wasn't sure.
Fortuitous 0
One question: are you honestly this nice is real life? Please, do tell, I'm almost dying to know (no sarcasm).
uhhh_awkward 0
64: Haha yeah. :) I think the world could do with more nice people!
Vexation 0
I don't understand why people consider her to be nice. Her comments are cliche and offer nothing in comparison to other members such as TheIrishJaneDoe, Cinn or NerdsGetMeHot. She is not the first "nice" person on here.
uhhh_awkward 0
#68: Well, I guess that doesn't make me not nice! I just try to say what I think and make sure I am considerate of other people's feelings and hope that they like me for who I am! :)
jrsl 2
Seriously? So only TheIrishJaneDoe and NerdsGetmeHot can be nice? They just try to be witty but make a fool of themselves. And I don't think uhhh_awkward is trying to 'offer anything'. She's just commenting. Oh, and, you're kind of a dumbass.
Vexation 0
80, do you have problems in comprehending sentences? I gave examples of SOME members.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're the dumbass for not realizing Cinn, TIJD, Nerds and others have intelligence. They do not make fools of themselves, like you just did.
Vexation 0
5t3ff1k4h, you are part of the intelligent ones as well. I didn't want to make a "dumbass" out of myself for attempting to recall how to properly type your username. :p
5t3ff1k4h 47
No worries. Copy and paste does wonders. ;) However, I was referring to 80, since they used the words 'dumbass' and 'fool'. I was compelled to remind them they're only talking about themselves.
ohthebloodygore 16
Steph, you're an idiot! :)
jrsl 2
Yeah kay but i'm just saying that uhhh akward isn't trying to impress anyone with being nice, that's just who she probably is. And what's wrong with someone calling her nice?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Precious, you are too. Twins!
ohthebloodygore 16
Steph, ****. I burned myself. (excuse my horrid mouth) I'm the brains and looks, eh? :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
Brains. Yes. After burning yourself, I think you deserve to be the brains. Looks, you're dreaming. :)
UrLiFsuX 4
I'm going to agree, all of uhhh-awkward's comments seem made up and fake to sound nice. like something you would find in a "being nice for dummies" book.
TinyDude 10
Vexayion ur a big a-hole u know that? stop trolling and keep ur ugly comments to urself ty ;D
suppressed08 2
Hmm. I'd rather read the fake sounding nice comments than the comments from little gremlins saying 'YDI for lookin like this.'.
lv426master 0
I hate that. I freaking get that all the time.
TropicalTulipz 0
ewww do u look like a dude!?!?
zun19a 0
whoa you must be freaking ugly
Doortje 30
I would like to quote #117.