Brittany
United States
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seize the day
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
4evalone
United States
WTF dude?
Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
Az
Dallas, United States
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
welcometothefamily
United States
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Brandee
Canada
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
me
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
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StalkerChick 13
Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...
mikepzz 27
I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?
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Comments (188)
Zeurakules 5
Creepy cousin
tonnie_soms 5
Ur from Kentucky?
spikekutter 9
does he know that you guys are related?
His_Holiness 18
Keeping it in the family!
spikekutter 9
All in the family-korn
asdtlk1 3
Is your name Karen? From the movie Mean Girls? You have your cousins and then your first cousins...
eirameelhsa 6
There is a 30% chance it's already raining judging from my left breast.
dillonManning 9
You might bee a redneck if...
sailorarctic 22
happens all the time in japan. still sucks though.
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
Just politely say no, it's illegal in many states.
RoseCrystal 17
*Whips out the banjo*