Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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Top comments
StalkerChick 13
I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o
onedayinamsterda 14
He's just happy to see u ;)
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onedayinamsterda 14
He's just happy to see u ;)
noncom 12
Is it wrong if I find this cute?
khan7864u 4
Idk but OP should be happy because it shows she must be good looking as well as hot =]
agsilver 14
"Is that a Stick Shift or are you just happy to see me?"
alphalfa 7
Umm, did you read the "sitting on lap of boyfriends brother part"?
noncom 12
#93 Yeah, but I meant the love triangle.
woainishamu 21
Ball bearings and stick shift?
AnyaS 19
In this case maybe it would've worked out better if he sat on your lap.
emag_eht 18
Or if his brother drove and OP sat on her boyfriend's lap.
corporatescoundr 25
My thinking exactly
StalkerChick 13
I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o
lux0rd 18
Maybe he would have had it the other way but only the boyfriend had a license?
oj101 33
Of course you would be Overly Attached Girlfriend.
mystashisgone 6
It's hard to tell from this post but maybe the brother is a rather heavy person and his gf is somewhat small and petite... The fear of crushing or hurting her may have been more important to him. Sometimes circumstances arise and hey you may have to exceed capacity limits in the car from time to time. How do we know that the bf intended for this to happen?
sleepinginclass 8
Well I definitely read this as she was sitting in HER brother's lap. Now it's not so weird.
verkaderk 9
I'd allow my wife to sit in my brothers lap if I had a tiny car with two seats and we had to run to the store... It's not like they're sitting at home and cuddling with eachother or anything
spekledworf 18
Or you could leave one of them at home
perdix 31
#3, clearly, the OP should have driven and let one of the brothers sit on the other's lap.
iluvevil01 11
#65 Well it's nice to know that I wasn't the only one who read it as that
N3766 20
sounds like a beginning of **** movie
klovemachine 24
Bow Chica wow wow :D
tzryan 3
Good point
Gman1234gman 7
yep
onorexveritas 24
I can tell he likes you ;)
MsSoulReaper 27
I can't believe your boyfriend even allowed this. That's so awkward >.
gc327072 31
But I'm sure the brother is like those little aliens on Toy Story, eternally grateful.
Steel_BZ 8
It's his brother. I'm sure he didn't think about that situation arising.
miianah1 22
The situation wasn't the only thing arising ;)
superpoptart 24
You obviously liked it OP, judging by your username.
egrudy 9
I bet you liked it
doctorhook86 25
8: Given her username, it sounds like she may have.
jdm_powered 6
Why do you both need to go? if his car is a 2 seater he obviously doesn't have too much room and he can now be susceptible to seat belt tickets.
LolFMLnot 10
Your boyfriend shouldn't have allowed it in the first place. As a guy he should know that things pop up and you can't control it