Brittany
United States
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seize the day
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
4evalone
United States
WTF dude?
Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
Az
Dallas, United States
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
welcometothefamily
United States
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Brandee
Canada
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
me
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
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StalkerChick 13
Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...
mikepzz 27
I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?
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Comments (188)
perdix 31
There are about 20 US States that permit first-cousin marriage, move to one of them and go for it!
U_GotitDude 18
Talk about awkward...
winkydog4056 16
Winky is adopted...but I no, just no would Winky go a wanking with the cousins...or anyone else called family. Still scatching behind the ears on exactly how one even gets past the point of finding family members in a wanky way.
perdix 31
The main problem is the guy is not hot. If he were, the OP wouldn't be coming to FML, she'd being going to CousinCouples.com ;)
brand0n93 5
are you from the south
stephissilly 18
but, like, you have your cousins. then you have your first cousins, then - .. right ?
MLBxKilaDUCK 2
At least he is keeping it in the family?
alycion 39
It'd be ok if it was your second cousin twice removed. Just ask Jerry Lee.
Raluxa 21
I'm guessing you live in West Virginia...
Bulldozer1981 4
Only in Arkansas!