Dan
United States
Shy
Today, I discovered the guy I like will be working with me in PE for the school year. He’s straight. I’m awkward. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough
Sneaky but clever
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Anonymous1221
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
simon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Some things never change…
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
trustworthy friend
Great expectations
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hetero blues
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Ughh
United States
Share the shame
Today, I learned why a guy at work hates me when he drunkenly confessed it at a work retreat. Apparently I look like a gay teenager he had a horrible awkward one-night stand with, and every time he sees me he gets mad at himself. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Heart.Broken.Yet.Again
Unboyfriendable
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Anonymous
Thunder Bay, Canada
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Anonymous
Confused
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I know it's not always possible to control, but letting yourself get feelings for a straight guy is probably not going to end well. At best it will be a bit awkward and a major letdown for you. Same advice goes for anyone fantasizing over anyone whose sexual orientation doesn't align with them. Only real option is to do your best to get over it.
JackWood 21
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Bogrbon 27
I know it's not always possible to control, but letting yourself get feelings for a straight guy is probably not going to end well. At best it will be a bit awkward and a major letdown for you. Same advice goes for anyone fantasizing over anyone whose sexual orientation doesn't align with them. Only real option is to do your best to get over it.
RichardPencil 32
No worries. He'll probably let you suck his dick from time to time. Win-win!
JackWood 21
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