Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
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Comments (119)
Byrnevictim 0
6 is right, they're all 1-800 or toll free numbers. Maybe the chick or her friend answered and said it was a suicide hotline.
maryoceanblue 0
lmfao! that suckssssssss
jw90 18
ouch! did you give it a call?
therightsidedown 0
I think you should read it again.
ziqi92 0
apparently someone decided that the rejection hotline has become a cliche...
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Ah, the good old rejection hotline. I used to deactivate my voicemail and forward to the rejection hotline. Good times.
Ut_vols 0
Wow what a bitch
Bloodknight 22
Bigger question. Why does she readily have that number available. I'd take that as a sign to bounce!
mattdaddyryan56 0
how do you like someone for years? get serious.
agent_fml 0
Harsh
pyroplatypus 3
I'm calling fake on this one. Google suicide helpline and they're ALL 800 numbers. No idiot in their right mind would confuse an 800 number for a home or cell number. Also, unless she works there or is crazy, why would she know it off the top of her head? Lie fail.
hypnotismo 0
guys... i have an 800 number going to my house. my dad got it through the phone service cuz he was bored one day its toll free lol
pyroplatypus 3
(double post, sorry)