Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
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jonr93 0
That....... is an issue.
lettertjes 0
That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.
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Comments (109)
darkmis1 18
Why does everyone think the OP had sex with his best friend? It's obvious that his best friend did his girlfriend. FYL OP.
texasjalapeno_fml 0
cuz it's possible him and his friend hooked up
walkerellis 0
lol!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm torn! On one hand, I love the ambiguity of this post. It doesn't need one more word, because either way OP's gonna have a shitty predicament on his hands. But I'm a bit disappointed too, b/c the username "single now" does seems to say the ambiguity was unintentional. Hmm...
sesp61289 0
Wow that sucks! Atleast one of them had the decency to tell you and you finding out later on in the relationship. Ditch them both.
Loserly 0
Yeah, that's pretty terrible that the friend came forward about it, but not the girl.
KingRDZ 0
wow
NotMeh 0
I've heard of that before...
LovinAutumn88 0
Ugh this happened to me about a year ago... except it was me sending that message to my best guy friend. FML. =P
txdiva 0
so u and your friend got drunk last night together??? or is ur friend apologizing for getting drunk and hooking up with your bf/gf??!!
CallMeHush 1
The closet door is made of all kinds of wood.
angrynegro7 16
WTF?