Lonely Gay
United States
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crapcrapcrap
United States
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Ineedtoshutup
Bitch move
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Anonymous
United States
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creeped out of here
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
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dumboears 8
Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!
Pelreskovich 11
How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!
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Comments (166)
strokedturbogsxr 3
At least he wasn't paying u for sex
slappinGoodtimes 0
But was OP paying him?
ScarletBloom 14
You went to dig your nose during the date and he caught you red handed right?
brianjman14 23
Sucks, man. But hey, free money!
cass1_l0ve 13
Okay okay okay, here's what you do! When he hands you the money look him dead in they eyes and say "I will Facebook stalk you unless you buy dessert and throw in an extra $10"
cloak057_fml 8
Did you take it?
SoultheWolf 19
I can't vote on this one... Why? Because we have no details to say wether you deserved it or not. We don't know what happened to make the date so bad. We don't know if it was your fault, his, or both. But think of it this way, you got money even though the date was bad, and if it was that bad why would you want to call/date him again?
iloveweed69 7
Free money~
j_cat187 20
Kinda mixed on wether I want to know what happened.
iceman420son 7
Free dinner and you got paid At the end
chels1994 11
Easy money