Lonely Gay
United States
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crapcrapcrap
United States
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Ineedtoshutup
Bitch move
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Anonymous
United States
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
bad date
Bennet, United States
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creeped out of here
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
wolfwolfy
Canada
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Top comments
dumboears 8
Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!
Pelreskovich 11
How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!
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muffinXmonster 12
What could you have possibly done that was that bad? I got thrown up on while on a first date once but I didn't react that way!
StaciMariie 5
awe that sucks :(
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
That's the opposite of a prostitute
Holy_ish 19
Lmao very clever
MischievousLoki 6
I'm really sorry that your date went bad...Maybe that guy is an overall prick. Especially that he would pay you not to ever call him again.
geod69 8
Oldest profession in the world
Notime4bull 4
This could be a good learning experience. Think on the date and see what went wrong so you can change for the next guy. That, or you could always turn this into a successful business practice.
skyeyez9 25
I have a feeling you said "too much" at the date which scared him off: like you wanna marry ASAP and have a lot of kids.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Kids? He's gay. Isn't there a limit to how many kids can be adopted?
skyeyez9 25
Gays have kids too. There is a female gay couple whose two daughters attend the same school as my daughter. Sperm donors. Male couples usually adopt or use a surrogate and one of the men's sperm.
Driveshaft 5
Threaten to ask him out again if he doesn't give you a raise!
perdix 31
Why would he have to pay you? Doesn't he live in the 21st century? He could just block your number or decline your calls when he sees your number. At least you made some money off a Luddite without the balls to tell you to **** off. I hope you find a guy with huge balls, if that is what you people are into.
kcsimon 0
Omg that's soo rude I can't believe FML ur life sucks