Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
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727Aaron727 0
A 21 year old fighting over candy, was it a thousand dollar bar?
YaboyVinnie 21
Your sister apparently has the Peter-Griffin syndrome.
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Comments (153)
RabbitPressure1 6
Well, I think we all know who looses this fight. The candy. Because while they where punching and kicking, it was slowly being tortured to death by stomach acids.
bizarre_ftw 22
Everything about your comment including your name & picture is a win!
mrahhhhh 21
If karma is just, then the punishment for a 21 year old woman beating a 6 year old boy over candy and telling him he's going to hell would be her getting beat by a 30 year old male amateur boxer for parking more than 6 inches from the curb, and him telling her his buddies will be over later to beat her some more.
iparker97 0
Who won?
elephantcrazy 7
That's hilarious!!
Glockinator 2
I'm 30 and I would fight a 6 year old over those delicious little hard candy my grandma put in her dish. Mmmmm
Kadox 0
Maybe she's pregnant???
sarahrocrocrocks 5
damn, SHE MUST BE FAT!!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Sadly this is not surprising. The world is rarely ever as mature and (for lack of a better word) normal as we'd like it to be. My approach is to bring attention to it, laugh, then go off and do something 10X as crazy ^_^) lol
DeLpHe3zY 7
wait a minute.. how old is your sister again?
ea49610 0
What kind of "candies" were they?