Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
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727Aaron727 0
A 21 year old fighting over candy, was it a thousand dollar bar?
YaboyVinnie 21
Your sister apparently has the Peter-Griffin syndrome.
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Comments (153)
xlorawrz 9
The bitch obviously loves her candy.
reallytho3 11
Hey wut can u do?
YoLauryn 0
Shes 21, she can get a job buy her own damn candy.
bizarre_ftw 22
....... I think she probably did... O-o
omg_itssally 0
She might already have a job and since OP states that her sis claimed that their bro would go to hell for eating HER candy, I'm assuming she did in fact buy her own candy. That said, it still seems silly that a 21 yr old would get into an argument w/ a 6 yr old over sweets, hahaha.
tj4234 36
she must either be a walrus to give that much of a damn about a 6 year old taking her sweetie or she must be the most immature 21 year old in existence.
Shane_0h 6
Lmfao, your sister is a fat slob isn't she?
IndiRae 9
Please don't be so damn ignorant. Plenty of slim people eat ass loads of candy. It's called a fast metabolism.
AnonTheGreat 7
Actually, fat people tend to have fast metabolisms because body fat builds up quicker.
TaylorRenee444 0
Sounds like my crazy ass family.
SadFace9351 2
Lmao she loves her candy
kaykay20 0
Was it over a chocolate bar? I'd be pissed too if I had a craving for something and someone stole it.
iChel413 6
Got that right! No one messes with my chocolate. Or it's on.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Couldn't she just buy more candy. Surely a 21 year old could afford more candy than a 6 year old.
bizarre_ftw 22
Idk I know of some pretty Damn Expensive candy!! Also by the age of 6 a kid should know not to touch things that aren't theirs....
stayawakee 0
Your 21 year old sister was fighting with a 6 year old? Tell her to get a life. Maybe if she wasn't a complete fat ass loser, she wouldn't mind sharing candy with a younger family member. Also, no one of any age should tell a young kid they're "Going to hell" that's messed up.
Yung23 0
Well isn't your sister just a sweet tooth:D Lmfao