Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I reduced a customer to tears and she had a tantrum, saying that nobody loves her, her life is a joke, and she’d be better off dead. This ordeal happened to grab the attention of my manager who was nearby. All I did was tell her that an item she wanted was sold out and offered to help her order it online. FML
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
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Right_in_Two 5
Did you tell her to grab her shit and get out?
Harpy20 24
She's already at Walmart. Can't really get any cheaper than that.
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Comments (103)
mfelax9556 8
Nobody cares, Canada.
dillonManning 9
This is why I am sometimes ashamed to bee American and now understand further why many other countries hate us.
spottyblanket 8
I'd have reported that
Tanner1245 4
Devote shopper? Lets just remind you your at walmart
canadian93 2
This right here is everything that is wrong with the world.
kelly101_ 1
this is why sometimes, i hate being an american.
FweakofCydonia 40
The poster's username is highly accurate for this situation.
Relenaz 9
One day soon, when the stars and planets alight just right, there will be a great mighty earthquake and all the Wal Marts in the world will be shaken loose from their foundations, and then the stores themselves will give off a strong gravitational pull toward each other, then the stores (and their parking lots too) will drag for thousands of miles until they all meet in the middle of the ocean, clumping together as one giant floating land....creating a nation ALL THEIR OWN. It will be known as The Isle Of WalMartia. Grumpy people from all around the world will migrate there regularly for cheap supplies, and some will eventually settle. The locals will be known as WalMartanians. So fear not, people. xD
lusitania_fml 11
Your comment made my day.
fantasyworld 39
How is that your fault?