Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I reduced a customer to tears and she had a tantrum, saying that nobody loves her, her life is a joke, and she’d be better off dead. This ordeal happened to grab the attention of my manager who was nearby. All I did was tell her that an item she wanted was sold out and offered to help her order it online. FML
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
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Right_in_Two 5
Did you tell her to grab her shit and get out?
Harpy20 24
She's already at Walmart. Can't really get any cheaper than that.
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Comments (103)
Derpylicious 3
I hope this incident ended with the police taking her away for psych evaluation.
amruthpillai 1
Did she throw an iPad? I thought only the employees did that!
metalguy95 11
Dafuq?!
madgrinchhatter 12
Canada has Walmart? Huh.
kittykatkassie 6
Really? Ya we live in igloos and ride around on dogsleds too.
onlychildFTW 34
Unfortunately yes, yes we do.
jarockstar27 10
Is just me or are people becoming more and more unrealistic on what things that places cant provide? Or is the world just going to hell? I've been a waitress for 9 years and it seems people are getting more demanding every year....sorry OP I feel your pain :/
pinkpanther61789 15
It takes all types of people to make a world, I work at a mall and have seen customers in places like rite aid throw hussy fits over a lousy fifteen cents. I know where you're coming from op, hang in there
neutralize 12
Stories like this make me remember why college education is one of the most beautiful and worthwhile things a person can do for him/herself. So sorry she did that, OP, I apologize on that woman's behalf.
DuRpY 5
Oh, Canada.
awkward_gothlady 32
You mean you don't have special rewards for people who scream and throw things in your store? What kind of a society are you?
DaggersEdge 6
"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out!"