Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I don't get paid enough for this shit
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
IrNatalie
Laveen, United States
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Neanderthals walk among us
Budapest, Hungary
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Alice
Australia
Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
I hate my job
United States
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Anonymous
Silver Spring, United States
Apple juice, ************
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Anonymous
Working in retail sucks
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
Anonymous
That's no excuse
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Anonymous
Spearwood, Australia
Get on with it
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Top comments
Jackimo98 24
Bladder infections make people grumpy
ellymae96 25
Well, why don't you? Kidding. Customer service jobs suck! Hang in there op!
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Jackimo98 24
Bladder infections make people grumpy
NthDakotaBeaches 12
There are other reasons to drink cranberry juice. It's so perfectly tart and sweet when served cold with a lime.
Saub 19
Whoooooooooooosh
juicy_extasy 25
Do you usually sell cranberry juice?
ellymae96 25
Well, why don't you? Kidding. Customer service jobs suck! Hang in there op!
okokalright 15
Yeah i hate working jobs like that. People have attitudes for the stupidest reasons and you have to deal with it
negb 30
I work at a coffee shop and got asked if we sold cigarettes once.
brenton490 19
I think my favorite is when they make up false menu's from last year.
9a_1z 12
Well they do say it's good for UTIs, maybe your customer was dealing with some unpleasantness of their own.
SoulEaterSE 23
Ever considered it? Cranberry juice is good
whatunicorn 17
Thus explains customer service jobs so accurately. . People are dicks
amberdea404 28
Well customers always right. Till you can complain about them behind their back.
RedPandax 23
The customers aren't always right, they just always have to win.
sugar94_fml 17
Welcome to the world of customer service. Some people get it worse than that.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Ugh, that's terrible Dx Hope you don't have to put up with this shit in the future OP
Tripartita 45
I feel worse for your customer, OP; I once went to JC Penny's, and they didn't have /any/ cereal. WTF?