Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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soullessgingers 0
Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.
Blakeykins 0
Kids these days...little monsters.
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Comments (143)
Skarkie321 18
Well..get some damn apple juice!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What the **** is JUICE?! I want some apple drink.... it's greeeen!
caplox 6
silence Skarkie321.
dabeast15 7
Shut ur damn mouth!/::;
JocelynKaulitz 28
Damn apple juice withdrawals…
Parky03 9
Apple juice contains your daily dose of bullshit :)
soullessgingers 0
Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.
StalkerChick 13
Her parents will regret it when she becomes a teenager.
chatoyant_fml 12
If making such a big fuss about apple juice as a child, imagine what the fuss will be about when older.
chatoyant_fml 12
Yeah saw that. My phone's a little bit slow on updating didn't see 11's comment until it was too late
lilhellian 27
24 She will demand for 13 and pregnanyt... whoo hoo for the next generation.
evilplatypus 39
11 - I doubt they'll regret it. If their kid remains an effin brat, they'll probably blame it on teachers/their kid's friends/television/anyone but themselves.
wellfuuucckme 7
45 - there's a difference between being spoiled and a ****
Sandman366 6
They should quit as they tell the parents their kid is a spoiled brat, and can't get everything they'll ever want. The earlier in life that's taught, the easier it is to get used to at least some disappointment in life.
BossPathfinderGM 14
2, parents were doing worse than nothing about it. They were supporting it and reinforcing the behavior. That child has my sympathies, because it has idiot parents that are setting it up for failure in the future. Also, OP, FYL.
johannah1993 7
I pay more for childcare monthly than I do for rent, so I would also be pissed if my daughter's daycare didn't provide the service for which I literally work an entire week of the month to pay for...
marigoldcobain 21
They ran out of Apple juice once and you would cuss them out, 146? shame on you.
Blakeykins 0
Kids these days...little monsters.
sugarshane007 20
Happy to say that mine will be raised to be a member of society, not a menace! Kids wouldnt be hurt by a little punishment now and then for misbehavior!
JerryH 9
I dont think you should be teaching anything. Your grammar is horrendous
UltimateGIRness 16
I agree,in my little brothers school they made it a rule that no matter what the kids do,they can't be spanked.smh
chimocho 8
70- spanking is illegal here, even done by the parents. I'd be horrified if a teacher did it! And banned as it should be, why should violence ever be used as punishment? Its barbaric and doesn't teach the kid anything. Detentions, extra homework or just a damn good telling off should be plenty of punishment for any kid!
sugarshane007 20
79- I must ask, do you have a child of your own? If not, then leave parenting advice on discipline to those that have children.
perdix 31
#3, sorry, but you are wrong. Most little kids don't like Lady Gaga.
green2go 14
In Texas if the parents give written permission teachers can spank kids. But it's a lot funny when the parents come and do it them selves
chimocho 8
81- Parents can do what they want as long as its within the law. Teachers however have no right to exercise that kind of punishment on a child! I don't have to have kids to know that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's not just these days, shitty parenting had always been around.
sugarshane007 20
What the hell?? This could go either way, depending on if it was your job to monitor grocery items at the daycare. Either way, definitely doesnt deserve the cursing and rudeness shown. Some people shouldnt breed.
ASD_K 11
It'd be nice if everyone took a chill pill. It'd be even better if some of them choked on it.
Dadothy 8
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You're free to leave anytime, friend. Just keep a watch out for the next shuttle headed to the moon.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yeah, the forest moon of Endor...
Zano23 9
Seems like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
spicy095 1
Thats why we have to go to Mars.
TheWetzel 5
Seriously...what kind of world do we live in where you can't get apple sauce?? People these days
magicbananas3 6
*apple juice
TheWetzel 5
Whoops, sorry about that. I feel very stupid now
Chixken 6
Someone didn't read the fml.-_-
TheDrifter 24
No apple juice? That's just unacceptable. Someone from the naptime juice procurement division had better get fired over this or heads will roll.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
well why don't you have apple juice??? LOL
dabeast15 7
Shut ur damn mouth::;:-
BulldogHoops 14
I for some reason doubt you laughed out loud at that. And I can guarantee you none of us did.
doodlecloud 27
Ugh...people can be so rude and unsympathetic. Even if you should've had more apple juice, that doesn't mean you deserve to be cussed out, especially from a kid.
lilhellian 27
A kindergartener at that. I mean what the hell a 4-5 year old cussing?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I wish when I was in kindergarten we had apple juice. We'd only ever have whole milk or chocolate milk. But some parents swear in front of their kids thinking they won't catch on. Even a 4 year old will start mimicking their parents. Seeing as the parents swore at OP, my guess is they don't try to censor their language in front of their child.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I'd much rather have chocolate milk then apple juice. Can't stand the stuff. Besides you really can't beat a nice glass of orange juice.
Enslaved 38
The apple (juice) doesn't fall far from the tree.
magicbananas3 6
I wish you could like a comment more than once :)
perdix 31
#17, you can like that comment as many times as you want. If you want to thumb it up multiple times, make a bunch of FML accounts and do so. You'd have to really, really like a comment to go through the hassle.
LiterOfCola 16
I've thought about that so many times I always imagine if a group of people made like 500 accounts, made terrible comments, and thumbed them up 500 times. It would be tumult.
gc327072 31
There's a way to do that with fake-account-making programs called bots, but I'm not computer savvy enough to know how. And it also wouldn't work on my iPhone, unless maybe it was jailbroken, which again I wouldn't know how to do.
YeaSo3 14
Best comment!