Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I don't get paid enough for this shit
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
IrNatalie
Laveen, United States
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Neanderthals walk among us
Budapest, Hungary
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Alice
Australia
Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
I hate my job
United States
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Anonymous
Silver Spring, United States
Apple juice, ************
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Anonymous
Working in retail sucks
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
Anonymous
That's no excuse
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Anonymous
Spearwood, Australia
Get on with it
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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Jackimo98 24
Bladder infections make people grumpy
ellymae96 25
Well, why don't you? Kidding. Customer service jobs suck! Hang in there op!
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LilMissCanadian 22
Sounds like they were CRANky. This sounds juicy. Spill.
faerieonacid 26
You should've stopped after 'cranky'
LilMissCanadian 22
Yeah I overdid it.
Poundit 17
hahaha you learn man. you learn
Sheepies123 6
You're fault for not selling cranberry juice.
worldclassrager 41
No cranberry syrup?
derpyshy 16
Seeing as too much coffee has been known to cause UTIs, that might actually be an investment. Like if cigarette packs sold asthma inhalers.
Alup132 22
What's next? Knives with bandages? Fireworks with aloe Vera? Accidents happen, it would work.
nyf137 20
Last time I checked, cigarette packs couldn't sell anything
Anti_Sora 31
I like cranberry juice and I don't bitch people out if they don't have it.
RusticChick 27
But... it's good AND good for you. I'd personally enjoy a wide selection of juice rather than pop.
MissInformation 3
Once time when I was in a customer service job, I had someone chew me out, and then chew out my manager, because I was "unjustly trying to rip them off"... because, and I quote, "I'm 89 years old and don't have to pay your God damned taxes. I think I would know if I had to pay taxes!"
BurnInDemonFire 39
If this happens again, claim to be Jesus, wave your hand over a cup of coffee, and tell the fool that it's now a cranberry juice.
Lalala579121 28
Well why don't you sell cranberry juice?
DoomSkuller 28
Cranberry coffee, anyone?... Eh, probably not.