Noname
United States
Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
fmylifebad
United States
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Anonymous
Bicester, United Kingdom
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
anonmys
United States
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
belladonna
United States
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
I'm a creep
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
ilovecowboys
New Zealand
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
creepyguy
Australia
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
ruvru
United States
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Jimboom 12
Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them
N07H666 0
that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one
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000001 0
Sounds like a cannibal. But hey, at least you got a compliment. :D If you see him again, though, you must run the other way.
emcollin 0
That's what you get for having nice eyeballs ;)
xxperez 0
today a creepy man at the beach asked me if i wanted to see a ship on fire.
alotta_fachina 0
#28... QFT. don't let him kidnap you and gouge them out. O_O
basketball03 0
thts funnyy i laughed for a good 5 mins and 31# LOL
mattboehm 0
so did he ask you out???
indie_chick1 0
That's kind of creepy.. on your part.
cra_z_turtle 0
whoa... well everyone says I have this "stare" (I do not, it's just my normal eyeballs) and that I'm giving them the evil eye all the time and it's really annoying, they won't stop. so be grateful. I'd like everyone to say I have nice eyeballs, even the creepy man on the subway (maybe. possibly.)
JIMSY 0
this is actually a line from weeds in a strange way its kinda a nice compliment
DarcysLetter 0
that is SO awesome. i wish someone would tell me that, i think that's hilarious