Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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DocBastard 40
I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that: A) You really were drunk or B) You were high and had the munchies. So which was it?
iAmScrubs 19
And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
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Comments (124)
SammiBieber 0
YDI for going there that late!(;
iAmScrubs 19
People and their stupid logic.
SammiBieber 0
It was a joke.. Wow. People and their non existent sense of humor.
iAmScrubs 19
okay. Allow me to laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Non-existent now? Im sorry. I can be a chicken in the hole sometimes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SammiBieber 0
Um, clever? Are you trying to get a reaction out of me? Sorry. I'm not that immature.
JustKeepOnHatin 7
not only drunk people, pregnant people too !
sematariux 7
fail
zach277 3
penis
debatingalways 0
yesterday I got pulled over for being a teenager. the cop literally made me sit there for five minutes telling me I looked suspicious and questioned me about my motives for leaving the house and why I walked from one gas station to the other. I was getting my mom a drink and had to go to three different stations and walked to avoid wasting gas when they were right next to each other. Fml.
kristylew03 1
I'd say "yay the cops are here" if they actually showed up in time to do anything about the dangerous situation. Usually they show up after the fact, then if anything I'd say "wtf took you so long, you're up the damn street!"
eagles15 3
FYL for being hungry late at night
429_fmm 0
I went there at 1am once. I was ffffaded...
gruvychild 17
I agree! Just like those who don't believe in God, but as soon as their ass is in trouble or a disaster hits; the first thing they do is start praying!
tjsomethin 9
Boners is not on a thumb-up roll