Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
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Top comments
dman798 18
Sounds like it wasn't a laughing matter after all
bella_nana347 23
That's actually really funny. Sorry you have to pay for that ticket now though, OP
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Comments (45)
Zach_Puncake 14
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dman798 18
Sounds like it wasn't a laughing matter after all
mariri9206 32
I'm sorry, OP, but that's actually really funny.
bella_nana347 23
That's actually really funny. Sorry you have to pay for that ticket now though, OP
HowlingFire 21
Careful what you say... But seriously, that sucks. Is there any way to prove you never got those tickets?
NYM88 26
Oh, the irony!
Mathalamus 25
Maybe you should not joke about it... I mean, it's a policeman, the one person who don't want stupid jokes. I would arrest myself for being that stupid...
Lalala579121 28
The officer did laugh though.
I_own_a_dog 11
Most officers I've had the experience talking to prefer a bit of humor, kinda breaks up some tense moments and in that line of work there are plenty..
Mortoli 30
true dog.
HotFrosty 14
Trying to use humor to defuse a stressful situation normally works... Unless fate hates you.
LeashaJoy5595 28
In this case, fate was 100% against him. Poor OP, what are the chances!
Born2Pizza 23
Damn, that sucks OP. But maybe you shouldn't of said that.
russfml 31
Wouldn't of made a difference lol, they run your name anyways
PePziNL 20
Maybe you should HAVE used the correct spelling.
limegreenpoopie 31
Shoulda used your right to remain silent.
FalloutScrolls 25
Oh he had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.