Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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DocBastard 40
I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that: A) You really were drunk or B) You were high and had the munchies. So which was it?
iAmScrubs 19
And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
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Comments (124)
bbgisbeautifull 1
wow u were drunk because why would u post this huh?
myxcure 2
41, I'm assuming you're an actual firefighter by way of the bunker gear photo.. indeed they are annoying at times, but firefighters need cops quite often. You like arson?
ksp123 1
There are some cops that abuse their authority yes but most of them are not bad guys. You say no one says yay for the cops? Obviously you did something wrong or the cops wouldn't be an issue for you.
myxcure 2
69, ever wonder if they were busy doing something else more important? Try working in dispatch before you determine how "important" your "emergency" is.
sporkman 0
41- No one says "yay the bad guys are here" either
maximiliano760 0
albertacos VISTA CA!!
Awahso 25
In regards to skateboarding that isn't fully their fault. Keep in mind, they do not make the laws. Your city/county council persons do. As far as corrupt cops, sure there are some that are. There are also corrupt teachers,wal-mart managers,and really any profession. Do not let the actions of a few dictate the morales of the rest.
Awahso 25
it sounds like the cop was just doing a check and decided to crack a joke.
didijustdie 0
We live in a world where the pizza man is faster than the cops.
catkat1988 17
I have a lot of respect for cops, but why the hell did he bitch you out without knowing for sure you were drunk instead of just making you do a breathalyzer test?