Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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DocBastard 40
I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that: A) You really were drunk or B) You were high and had the munchies. So which was it?
iAmScrubs 19
And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
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Comments (124)
redlinelxi 0
that's profiling
jcingram 2
Well.......they don't
Rix86 0
Dude! That is beyond retarded. Priceless stuff! Hah!!!
Proph3teer 4
Wow...
robynv02 0
albertaco off of shadowridge in vista ca?
musicboi96 1
what's albertacos?
drdna 0
Albert tacos are the bomb. I drive there both drunk and sober
iloveparc 0
**** the police, **** **** **** the police
Magnimus 4
Ernest Hemingway once wrote that if there ever was a day where you could kill anyone without any repercussions, he'd kill all the cops. I wholehearteadly agree. And after I were done with the cops I'd start with the judges. Honest lawyers don't get to be judges.
MizuWolf 3
Lololol colorado