Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Lrn 2 Read
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Take a number
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Top comments
Rayn4u_fml 0
You failed to mention that you'd been coming on to him for months, and that that was how he'd gotten your number to text you in the first place.
happymembrane 3
You are a real bitch then...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (24)
cmac86 24
He probably wanted you to respond saying, "wait it can work out somehow! " or something like that. Perhaps it worked if this is an fml.
Some1else 0
Omg the same thing happened to me today!
Bethanynel813 0
Maybe wrong number? Or he thought you had a crush on him?
laxdude0589 0
probably some pua shit
llamapower88 0
Same thing happened to me last week, it sucks :(
SleepOnStones 5
He sounds like a douche!!
mrphychrs 5
your probably one hell of a catch
nmlutgen 11
Who cares? Why is that even an FML?
Maycontainnuts 17
Sounds like he had thought of it as a possibiliyu though
wickedhyype 17
He didn't want to wait for you to friend zone him.