Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Top comments
codisimus 2
you should get head before you dump her
ILoveMyXbox 0
drinking certainly brings out the truth!
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Comments (80)
HustnWeHavAProbl 0
Ooo tht blows...yes, pun intended
roobin302 0
messed up.
lalagurl11 6
that made me horny
badactor009 0
So what? Consider it practice for the main event. Were you looking for a girl with no experience at all? At least she got a positive review. Besides, aside from health issues, do you think she should be concerned about any head you gave or received? Do yourself a favor and get over it.
pippacrawford 4
You should get your gf to give you head, and then when you've finished, go "(insert ex? friend's name) was right, babe. You do give good head. Now get the **** out!"
stevenmx86 8
By getting a head from her?
LostDN 9
You picked her and didn't know her your fault