Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, I took my toddler to a library story hour. He sat quietly for almost ten minutes, which should have been my first warning. Right as the librarian began reading a dramatic part, my son pointed at her and shouted, “That lady is very old.” FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Top comments
nikky_star 0
haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool
Wuhuh 0
Is it so hard to shave?
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Comments (99)
sallen0046 4
If you're not going to keep up with personal maintenance, you don't get to complain if someone finds out. The younger the child, the more likely they're going to repeat the things you say. If you don't train them on the difference between what is and is not appropriate to repeat, things like this will continue to happen.
Superflyshyguy 0
The hell would you go to a pool for? It's January.. Unless you went to an indoor pool.
Kua_Mei 0
January is summertime in Australia. *facepalm*
kasumii 1
I would say something but you three pretty much covered it all.
3p1c_fml 1
I've heard of taking the kids to the pool before, but not the library...
persimmon 0
hahaha cute
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Holy fishpaste! I just found out Doc is a girl. *Awkward*
DocBastard 40
I am? *checks pants* Nope, the boys are still down there. You feeling ok, Stupidpeopleanno?
Sirin_fml 47
Want me to rectify that? I've got a blunt hack-saw and plenty of time.
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO, well thats what you get for taking your kid to a library, shave woman.
prontopup20 0
what too lazy to shave
CoconutBizkit 3
Children don't lie. xD
_k_a_r_e_n_ 9
little pitchers have big ears!
GreeenEggsAndHam 7
geez woman, its not like everyone in the pool will be crouching around you checking if you have hairy legs or not.